Seeing as all the hip 5th through 12th grade kids just love anything to do with the 1980’s, NHT has decided to pull the plug on any regurgitation of the 90’s before it has a chance to take hold. Personally, the importance of this really became apparent when I heard “Mambo No. 5” being used to sell shit on TV from search engines to tires and party favors. I knew then I was put on this earth and taught how to use wordpress for one purpose. Kill the undead 90’s before it was too late. Hey Hipsters, Just because it happened in the past, doesn’t make automatically worth adopting now. And, if that’s the case, start with long division. Those of us who suffered through the 90’s (and 80’s … um and before in the stone ages) can tell you … it was awkward and just as fake as today is. Actually a bit more fake because people in the 90’s were really into the 60’s. But, if you must get all “90’s” at least do it right.
Your first thought might be to go buy some flannel. Don’t! Every other hipster throw-back will be doing this. Instead wear hyper-color t-shirts, get a whole crap load of friendship totems from the head shop. Ask the old Emo dude at the counter to ask the geriatric manager (who is from the 90’s) to dig out the rasta-bracelets from the closet and sell you ALL of them. Put on as many as you can, leave the ends fraying. Next, hackysack all the time.