Cycling up: Pedal-Powered RVs

Camping is and always will be thermite-hot for the hipster legions. What better way to let everyone know that you’re in touch with nature yet maintain the rustic qualities of your great, great grandfather than spending the night like a homeless person in the middle of the wilderness. Backpacking with minimal supplies has long been an upper echelon activity of top-tier, short-brimmed hipsters; especially if it involves canoes or even better, kayaks. Alas, as many hipsters approach middle age; backs are beginning to ache, and the taste of trail-mix no longer appeals to our bone-marrow slurping refined palettes. Hell, not even an entire bag of straight peanut M&Ms are enough to motivate us to go camping anymore. So, what to do? Do this! Build yourself a quasi-vintage pedal-powered RV!

You’re probably asking yourself … “what the hell is he talking about?” Perfect. Nobody has heard of this because I literally just made it up. Look, the country club yuppies just go out and buy a new Winnebago when they get a hankering for exploring the great outdoors. You don’t want to be anything like them. Well, you do in that you want to be protected from the elements by more than a .05mm piece of made in china nylon that is only waterproof in the sense that it’s not at all waterproof. But your similarities end there, thank god. So what am I talking about? I’m talking about making a personal RV around a bike frame. Crazy? Not so fast, just follow this tutorial and you’ll be the talk of the KOA in no time.

First off you’ll need a sturdy vintage bike. Anything but a Schwinn will do, but more points are always rewarded for obscurity. Why not try to procure something of Dutch origin, like a Hollandia Oma? Next you’ll need some basic welding skills. Frankly at this stage in the game you should be well prepared for this and are probably already smelting your own iron and forging your own steel. I’ll assume you know your way around a torch and have advanced engineering skills for the remainder of this article. If you don’t, hell, I’m not going to hold your hand. Get down to the public library (the Internet is for sheep) and read up on it. Consider this tough love. You’ll thank me later. Build a frame around the bike with plenty of room for a bed in back and a kitchen in the front. Next, the walls and ceiling. You may want to skip the reclaimed wood on this one as you’ll want it to be sturdy when you’re cycling up the interstate (in the left lane of course to promote bicycle awareness). Please don’t just get some tan aluminum siding and make this thing look like a freaking Coachman. It’s imperative that it looks like it’s from the 1950’s. 1954 would be ideal because it doesn’t yet resemble anything about 1960. Here’s a quick google image search to give you concept and design ideas.