OVER! The world as we know it

It’s time for hipsters to “get with it”, while there’s still an “it” to get with. This time “it’s” so rife with irony that “it’s” a super natural fit for a next hipster trend. The “it” we speak of is the end of the world. Call it Armageddon, Ragnarok or the “end times”, it’s here to stay! We actually thought that claims of the end of the world would have subsided after 12/21/12 Mayan calendar fizzle but it looks like we all cant leave well enough (or worst enough in this case) alone. Now NASA has funded a study by a power-hipster-nerd-tank called the National Socio-Environmental Synthesis Center (SESYNC) which predicts the end of our civilization.