It’s time for hipsters to “get with it”, while there’s still an “it” to get with. This time “it’s” so rife with irony that “it’s” a super natural fit for a next hipster trend. The “it” we speak of is the end of the world. Call it Armageddon, Ragnarok or the “end times”, it’s here to stay! We actually thought that claims of the end of the world would have subsided after 12/21/12 Mayan calendar fizzle but it looks like we all cant leave well enough (or worst enough in this case) alone. Now NASA has funded a study by a power-hipster-nerd-tank called the National Socio-Environmental Synthesis Center (SESYNC) which predicts the end of our civilization. The totally hip tsunami of irony starts kicking in when we realize that the end of time has been popular since the beginning of time. It’s called Millenarianism, or the “belief by a religious, social, or political group or movement in a coming major transformation of society, after which all things will be changed.” Some of our personal favorite apocalypticists have been the “Convulsionnaires of Saint-Médard” and “BabyMetal.” The point is that the world has always been ending, so roll with it. Case in point, according to the bible (quoting obscure and suppressed biblical “facts” is always hip!) the sight of the final battle at the end of time, Armageddon, is also the site of the very first “battle” ever recorded. Hows that for high level irony, hipster?
So how do we, the hip, respond to this heavy news? We prep of course! Now I know what you’re thinking … prepping, really? Like that horrible T.V. show with those idiots who accidentally shoot their thumbs off on air, and are doing everything they can to prepare for the Yellowstone Supervolcano to erupt yet they somehow still think it’s wise to live in Gardiner, Montana? No! Not like that. What we’re doing (as usual) is making a statement. What statement is that? Simply that we are personally doing everything we can to limit our impact on mother earth (including reclaiming fossil fuels), yet now we’ve sort of given up hope in humanity’s future because dammit, most of these people don’t care and will never have a pedal powered RV or rescue chickens. So our only logical response is to prepare as best we can for the end while not compromising our awesome lifestyle. Prepping in general is another solid multi-trending opportunity because if you’ve been paying attention you should already be back axing, farming, growing your own wheat, and blacksmithing! Hell, 40% of what we’ve been training for is this very moment. The end! One trend that we haven’t covered that is a must do is to have two preparedness items ready to roll. One is classic “every day carry” (EDC) kit, the other is the “bug out bag” (BOB). You’re EDC should include a good multitool, a way of making fire, some cordage (calling it cordage is crazy-hot), and a communication device (you’re phone or pigeons).