Yes. Even you need to work. Even if your parents are currently financing all of your nonpercription glasses purchases, you still need to have a job. Without a job, people would simply view you as a dweeb with a trustfund and horrible fashion-sense.
In our ongoing series “Career corner,” we’ll dive into the jobs that only top-tier hipster’s seek out. Look, you can’t go around telling people that you’re a stock broker (unless it’s to be ironic). You need something that reeks of old-world, Hemingwayesque earnestness. In our view the perfect job right now involves crafting, the word “artisan,” and CHEESE. That’s right, you heard it here on NHT before anybody knew there was a here. Cheese mongering is the best possible hipster job. You still get to live in the city and you get to talk about how much you know about cheese all day. When you’re done with work you get to hang out with your friends and you get to talk about how much you know about cheese all day. You can drone on for about 37 minutes about the differences between Himalayan chhurpi that has been properly wrapped in the traditional jute and the bastard way of using standard cheese cloth. This will make you a king amonst hipsters, evelvagting you to being able to wear the shortest birm