Trending Up: Lawrence Welk

As enamored as hipsters are with the neo-folk pop-bluegrass wave, it’s soooo popular that, by definition, it’s OVER! The next hipster shiny musical object must continue that quintessential harkening back to simpler, more earnest times. In these VUCA filled times, nothing says banal and epic obscurity like the Lawrence Welk Show. It’s got everything. From not so subtly ironic numbers like “One Toke Over The Line” and the odd ass “Hippie” thing to more deep-hipster must haves like banjos and more serious country music.

Imagine the effect when you burst into the next Co-Op board meeting wearing a polyester suit the color of fresh ketchup humming “Music to Watch Girls By.” The raised eyebrows (provided they haven’t been shaved off) will soon turn to nods of shamed agreement when you wax on about the work of Rose Weiss. Of course this will also give you a chance to let everyone know you support public television by organizing weekly viewing parties at your favorite sports bar. Everyone should dress like their favorite Lawrence Welk Family member and show up at “Schmitty’s” or “Schultz’s” right at 5pm (preferably when the big game is suuuper close) and use one of these spiffy DIY hipster-tech devices to swap the channel to LW on the local public television station. Stand up and yell “WELK SESH” and start dancing like Sissy and Bobbie doing a disco number.