It’s no secret that honeybees have been struggling with their assigned duties of late. Articles abound with speculation for the reasons why. Beekeeping (especially urban) has been ~1.57×10^7K-hot for the last five years or so and doesn’t show any sign of decline, unlike hipsters who are presently abandoning their chickens.
Despite all of that, the bees still need our help so it’s time for you to get out there and start pollinating! People will surely notice you outside with your handmade organic free-range horse-hair and willow pollinating brushes, meticulously impregnating each ovule with the pollen generated by the stamen of neighboring flora.
Pay no attention to the onlookers. You’ll need to focus on encouraging buzzing to coax flower-love as you do your delicate work. After the entire neighborhood has received a thorough pollinating in 37 hours or so, there will be plenty of time to answer questions over at the artisan coffee shop, which you’ll love. “I just think we all need to work together and DO something,” you can announce proudly as the observes admi