Blossoming: Helping Honeybees

It’s no secret that honeybees have been struggling with their assigned duties of late. Articles abound with speculation for the reasons why. Beekeeping (especially urban) has been ~5×106 K-hot for the last 5 years or so and doesn’t show any sign of decline, unlike hipsters who are abandoning their chickens.

Despite all of that, the bees still need our help so it’s time for you to get out there and start pollinating! People will surely notice you outside with your handmade organic free-range horse hair and willow pollinating brushes, meticulously impregnating each ovual with the pollen generaled by the stamens of neighbouring flora.