Recreation Corner: Paddleboarding vs. Mudrunning

“Just getting outside and doing something” seems to be a big hit this summer, so don’t blank out when someone asks you how you spent your weekend in the marketing meeting on Monday morning. You need to be prepared to wow them with your physicality and uniqueness. Get out there and do something that only the nifftiest of the nift are doing. Why not try your hand at paddleboarding or mudrunning (doing both is preferred). Unfortunately both of them have reached critical cool-mass and are endangered of being OVER! Does this mean it’s time to abandon them altogether? No way! They are way too cool and fun to talk about and ost picture on facebook of. You just need to come up with some sort of bizarre twist to add on to them.

For example, you can still go paddleboaring, but whenever you do make sure to wear an antique victorian vintage 1920’s “Sears Roebuck” cut-out wool swimsuit. That should be enough to seperate you from the random Ken’s and Barbie’s that are out there paddling. Everybody remeber those pictures of Jennifer Aniston nearvo