We should make money off of hipsters!!!
PicoBrew’s newest product, Pico, makes brewing beer at home so easy that anyone—even someone who has never brewed before—can create and enjoy amazing craft beer at home.
Well. Shit. Over two years ago we alerted you that micro-brewing was way too big and way too mainstream and literally told you to get into picobrewing
. Well one of you bastards did it and now you’re rich and we’re still not rich. $1.5 million dollars on kickstarter!!!1
*stab* Just look at that stupid thing. Propped up neatly on a granite countertop next to a spice-rack and an array of vinaigrette and e.v.o.o. Well, isn’t that adorable?! *more stabbing*
For just $2000ish it could be yours! No need to buy a 6.5 gallon bucket and brew like a normal person.
The only way to regroup here is think about what the legions of hipsters crave and actually make money off it next time. Beewax beard wax? Dammit. Already a thing!